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GYOB: Brainiac Adam special part 6

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The final round was about to begin and Adam and Alan were next to Dave.

Dave: Here is the part that we all know and love. One of the teams is going to get their own back on eachother. Who will it be? Will it be Adam and the Adamantiums or will it be Alan and the Alanastiums? Ok boys, if you two could enter the tunnel behind you there and make your way to the buzzers, as we now approach the Ghost Train and Gunk Dunk!

Ghost Train & Gunk Dunk

Slow creepy music played in the beginning of this round. It was the same creepy music that played in the first fairground era of GYOB.

Adam and Alan made it to the question buzzers, with their teammates all tied up next to them and behind them was the terrifying Ghost Train and on their right, was the giant vat of vile gunge; the Gunk Dunk.

Dave: Oh yes, this brings back some very happy memories! The good old Gunk Dunk! Oh how I missed presenting Get Your Own Back!

Adam: If I remember correctly, in the earlier series of Get Your Own Back, the Gunk Dunk was in a ghost train right?

Dave: Oh yes, it was, definitely! Oh this brings back wonderful memories. I also like the idea of a Ghost Train ride before falling into the Gunk Dunk. It’s a great idea isn’t it. Right now anyway, here is what’s going to happen. I will be asking you both, Adam and Alan a series of questions and both of you have to buzz in to answer. If you get it right, what do we do with their opponent?

Audience: Put one on board!

Dave: That is right. We take one of their opponents and place them onto one of the karts of our Ghost Train. However, if you get a question wrong, your opponent will take a teammate and put one on board. It’s as simple as that. If all 5 members are put on board, they will be forced to venture inside the terrifying Ghost Train and plunge, into the smelly gunge, while the remaining team will win and will not have to ride it.

Lisa: And the team that goes free will win some fantastic prizes. They will win, a gold medal, a trophy made of gold and diamonds, a detour to London’s most prestigious places, a massive party in Westminster Palace and a 3 month holiday to Spain to visit the best amusement parks and water parks!

The two teams were very excited and loved the sound of the prize.

Adam: *thinking to himself* I gotta win that! I need to win that! I can’t miss out on a perfect opportunity and let Alan ruin my birthday. It will be so disappointing and upsetting if I lose. It will simply scar me for life! I can’t let it happen!

Alan: *thinking to himself* Awesome prize! I’m gonna win that! I can’t wait to see what Ad-dumb and his friends will be like when they come out of the Ghost Train and fall into the slop!

Dave: Right, before we begin, both Adam and Alan had a draw so what I am going to do is get out this bag and it has numbers in it. The leader with the higher number gets the advantage ok. Now then Adam and Alan, place your hands in the bag and get out a number.

Adam and Alan put their hands in the bag and got small balls with numbers on.

Adam: I have number 7.

Alan: I have 8. HAH! I got the advantage!

Dave: Yes it’s true. Alan has the higher number so he gets to choose a member of your team to be put on board Adam. Alan, who on Adam’s team do you want on first?

Alan: That Princess! Peach!

Peach was horrified and she gasped and screamed in terror.

Peach: Oh no! Please no!

But Armageddon didn’t listen. He lifted Peach and placed her on one of the karts and he strapped her in nice and tight. Peach panicked and was terrified.

Peach: I’m scared! I don’t want to go in there!

The Alanastiums laughed at Peach getting scared and nervous.

Dave: It’s terrifying already! Ok Adam and Alan, put your fingers on the buzzers and we are ready to begin! Here we go! Who is Eve’s partner?

Adam buzzed in.

Dave: Adam?

Adam: He has the same name as me, but not quite me. His name is also Adam.

Dave: Yes indeed it was. Adam, who do you want on board?

Adam: Wario!

Wario: Oh sure, pick the fat guy!

Armageddon lifted Wario and placed him onto the Ghost Train.

Dave: It’s even so far. How many dungeons are in Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask?

Alan buzzed in.

Dave: Alan?

Alan: 4!

Dave: Yes, there are four dungeons, which are the Woodfall, Snowhead, Great Bay and Stone tower temples! Alan, who do you want on board?

Alan: Taven!

Taven: Why me?!

Armageddon lifted Taven and placed him on the Ghost Train behind Peach.

Dave: Tension’s rising! Next question. The party songs, Agadoo, Superman, Music Man and the Hokey Cokey are sung by which band?

Adam buzzed in.

Dave: Adam?

Adam: Black Lace!

Dave: Black Lace is absolutely right. Who else goes on board Adam?

Adam: Daegon!

Daegon: Oh sure, pick the bald guy!

Daegon was lifted by Armageddon and placed on the Ghost Train behind Wario.

Dave: I can’t believe this. It is getting so exciting! What are the two monsters that star in the K-Fee adverts?

Alan buzzed in.

Daegon: Alan?

Alan: A zombie and a gargoyle.

Dave: Indeed a zombie and a gargoyle do appear in K fee adverts scaring people. Alan, Rita or Jennifer?

Alan: Rita!

Rita: I got such a headache!

Armageddon lifted the crazy haired witch and placed her on the Ghost Train behind Taven.

Dave: The tension’s increasing by the minute! Ok next question. In Pokémon X & Y, What is the newest type known to beat Dragon, Fighting and Dark types?

Adam buzzed in.

Dave: Adam?

Adam:  The Fairy type!

Dave: The Fairy type is absolutely right! Ok then Adam, Quan Chi or Jessica?

Adam: Quan Chi!

Quan Chi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And Quan Chi was lifted by the black clad assassin and placed behind Daegon.

Dave: This is unbelievable! Ok, What is 5 times 10?

Alan buzzed in.

Dave: Alan?

Alan: 50!

Dave: 50 is absolutely right! That means Jennifer, off you go!

Jennifer: Oh no!

Armageddon lifted Jennifer and placed her on board behind Rita.

Dave: Oh Adam, you better get this one right if you want to remain in the game, or Alan will win. Next question. In Mary Poppins, what is supposed to help the medicine go down?

Adam buzzed in straight away.

Dave: Adam?

Adam: A spoonful of sugar.

Dave: Yes! *singing* Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down! *normal* That means off goes Jessica!

Jessica: I’ll remember this!

Armageddon lifted Jessica and placed her on board behind Quan Chi.

Dave: I just simply cannot believe this! Just either Adam or Alan will win now! Who is it going to be? The moment of truth, here it comes! In 101 Dalmatians, how many puppies did Perdita give birth to?

Alan buzzed in.

Dave: Alan?

Alan: 101!

Dave: I’m so sorry Alan, but that’s incorrect!

Alan: What? But it was called 101 Dalmatians in the movie!

Dave: Yes, but Perdita didn’t give birth to 101 puppies. Adam, do you know?

Adam: Yes. 15!

Dave: 15 is absolutely right! That means, Alan, you are last to be boarded! Armageddon, do your stuff!

Armageddon threw a rope at Alan to prevent him escaping and he picked him up and placed him on the Ghost Train behind Jessica. The alarm sirens began going off.

Dave: That means, the Alanastiums are going to take a horrific ride! You 5 stay right there. I will deal with you all in a moment! As for the Adamantiums, congratulations, you won’t have to go into our tunnel of doom and you go nice and dry! Armageddon, please remove them!

Armageddon lifted Peach, Taven, Rita and Jennifer off their train and then he untied them. They were very relieved and glad. Peach embraced Adam.

Peach: Oh what a relief! Well done Adam! You’re my hero next to Mario!

Jennifer: Great work Adam! You did it again!

Taven: Just in time too. We would have been doomed if it hadn’t had been for you.

Rita: You just saved us from a trip to Hell! Hey! I don’t have a headache anymore!

Jessica: Yippee for you…

Lisa: Congratulations Adamantiums, you are today’s winners and you go away with some fantastic prizes!

The Adamantiums were delighted.

Dave: And it just gets better. These people here on this Ghost Train are the Alanastiums. They are evil horrid people and they tried to ruin Adam’s birthday and give you the worst days of your lives, but you weren’t having it were you. Now then Adam, it’s time for you to get the ultimate revenge! Pull that lever and get your own back!

Adam pulled the lever, and the Alanastiums began to go inside the terrifying tunnel of the frightening Ghost Train. It was very scary and frightening inside. Inside the Ghost Train included Redeads (from the Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker), Large Marge, The “Here’s Johnny!” scene from The Shining, A Malonix, the BND Mask, Malvikod, the Evil Dread, Kabal’s freaky face, internet screamers, the Blob, Shao Kahn’s disgusting feet, the drowning countdown from the Sonic the Hedgehog series and the “Your Doom!” tunnel. The Alanastiums came out screaming with fear. They were above the Gunk Dunk and forgot what was going to happen.

Wario: I WANT MY MAMMY!!!

Alan: That ride is too much! I wanna get off!

Adam: Hey Alan, look below you!

The Alanastiums then began to slide below the slop as gunge fell on them and they submerged into the Gunk Dunk, The gunge was very thick, colourful and disgusting and it smelt terrible. It was also very cold in there too.

Quan Chi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jessica: It’s freezing! It stinks! It’s disgusting!

Daegon: This is very humiliating!

Wario: GAAAAHH!! STUPID RIDE! STUPID GUNGE!

Alan: Unbelievable! My idea of a perfect day ruined!

The Adamantiums all laughed at the unfortunate Alanastiums.

Dave: Adam, you got your own back on the Alanastiums. How do you feel!

Adam: Oh I’m overjoyed! I’m so happy! Really I am!

Lisa: Oh and it gets better Adam. All of you win a gold medal to wear around your necks.

She awarded them with gold medals with yellow ribbons.

Lisa: And you also get these trophies too.

Lisa also awarded them with beautiful trophies.

Lisa: And all of you will go to all of London’s most famous and prestigious places, a party in Westminster and then you’re all off to Sunny Spain, to see all the best fairgrounds and waterparks!

The Adamantiums were overjoyed and excited.

Adam: I don’t think I could ask for a better prize. Thank you all so much!

Dave: Oh the fun hasn’t finished yet Birthday Boy!

The gearmos brought in a birthday cake with candles and Mr Blobby, the puppy, Wagbo, and the attractive woman joined them. Adam was getting more and more happy.

Dave: Because it’s your birthday, we at Get Your Own Back thought we would celebrate. Let’s give us a happy birthday song for Adam everyone!

And everyone, including Dave, Lisa, Armageddon, Mr Blobby, Wagbo, the sexy woman, the Adamantiums and the audience began to sing the birthday song. The Alanastiums were the only people who didn’t join in.

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear Adam
Happy Birthday to you!


Everyone gave 3 cheers. Adam made a wish he kept to himself and everyone cheered.

Adam: This has been the best birthday ever, and the day hasn’t finished yet! Thank you all so much!

Dave: You’re very welcome Adam! We’re so glad you had a good time. Thank you so much for taking part. Anyway, that is all we have time for folks. Thanks for watching a special episode of Get Your Own Back! Tune in next time for a brand new episode! Bye bye!

The show has finished, the audience cheered and all of the good audience came to celebrate Adam’s victory and hugged him.

After the show finished, the Alanastiums were back at the Order of Doom and Gloom and they were trying to wash the gunge off and they had no luck washing it off.

Jessica: I still smell!

Daegon: It just won’t come off!

Alan: That Adam is gonna pay for this! Just wait til we’re clean!

Rita was in the Order of Doom and Gloom too, getting ready for a trip of a lifetime. She heard the Alanastiums ranting bitterly in the shower, and she decided to play a magical prank on them. In the shower, the lights went off and it was pitch black too. It also began to get very steamy in there too.

Alan: Who turned off the light?

Jessica: I can’t see a thing!

Wario: Whoever’s doing this, it’s not funny!

The water also began to turn cold. Rita cackled and she took her packed suitcase and left. The Alanastiums came out of the shower and all looked and felt different. Alan had Rita Repulsa’s hairstyle, Wario was dressed as the Queen of Hearts, Daegon dressed as Elmer Fudd, Quan Chi dressed as Princess Morbucks and Jessica dressed as Marge Simpson. They all looked in the mirror.

Alan was horrified, he screamed in terror as he saw himself with Rita’s hairstyle.

Alan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wario becomes red with rage.

Wario: SOMEONE’S HEAD WILL ROLL FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!

Daegon got angry.

Daegon: This is not funny! Stop poking fun at me!

Quan Chi threw another tantrum.

Quan Chi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And Jessica got insulted.

Jessica: This is insulting! Just because I have blue hair, does NOT mean I want to be her!

And FLASH, A photo of the Alanastiums was taken by Alexis, one of the most recurring villains in JUMP.

Alexis: Oh you all look so lovely! Just wait til all the villains here see you like this!

Alan: You wouldn’t dare!

Alexis: Too late, I sent it!

Alexis sent the photo and everybody laughed and all laughed and made fun of the big bad Alanastiums for not only wearing silly costumes, but riding the Ghost Train and fallen into the Gunk Dunk.

Alan: I have never felt so humiliated in all my life!

It was going to take a very long time for the Alanastiums to get over this trauma. How long? no one knows.

Back with the Adamantiums, All had their suitcases packed and went to London. They went to many famous and notable places, such as the Houses of Parliament, Big Ben, 10 Downing street, Buckingham Palace, The Shard, and loads more. They also met some very important people such as her Majesty Queen Elizabeth the 2nd. Later, after their trip, they went to Westminster Palace and held the biggest birthday party Adam had. All his friends were there to celebrate.

David Tennant: We have gathered today to celebrate the 24th birthday of Brainiac Adam and his crew, the Adamantiums!

Everyone cheered. Adam’s two faithful dogs, Honey and Misty came to him.

Honey: Happy birthday Daddy!

Misty: We love you Daddy!

Adam: Aww, thanks girls!

And everyone enjoyed their massive party. Late that night, the Adamantiums went to the taxi to Heathrow Airport to fly themselves to their Spanish holiday.

They arrived to Spain and tested every fairground and water park there was, and they all had a perfect time.

Adam: This is well and truly the best birthday I have ever had!

Taven: Well you rightfully deserve it Adam.

Peach: Happy birthday my darling!

Jennifer: I hope all your birthday wishes come true.

Rita: So do I! Let’s continue enjoying this perfect holiday!

Indeed it was the best birthday Adam has ever had. It was an experience he was never going to forget. Once again, Get Your Own Back is successful than ever before, especially with the special episode.

THE END

This is it, the part where it all gets tense. The Ghost Train and the Gunk Dunk!  Who will get the chance to get their own back? Read it all to find out.

 

Get Your Own Back ~ BBC

Dave Benson Phillips ~ Himself

Lisa Brockwell ~ Herself

David Tennant ~ Himself

Mr Blobby ~ BBC I think

Wagbo ~ Harry Hill’s TV Burp

Me, Alan, Armageddon, Honey and Misty ~ Me

Princess Peach & Wario ~ Nintendo

Taven, Daegon & Quan Chi ~ Midway/Netherrealm Studios

Rita Repulsa ~ Saban

Jennifer & Jessica ~  :icondandyandy1989:

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LightningRod728's avatar
:clap: A very happy birthday indeed, my friend. Congratulations on getting back at your enemy. And Rita's pranks were hilarious. I gotta get her to do one on Don sometime. Again, congratulations! A birthday you'll never forget, huh?

:party: Happy Birthday, Brainiac Adam!